isshoukenmei

A Parody of Rejection Letters

The admisison cycle at most Universities has now come to an end. And, unfortunately, many applicants...

Apr 1st

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My roommate and I randomly decided to do Earth Hour too….

Mar 29th

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borislau: Interesting video on different types of tea

Mar 29th

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I’ve always wanted to try nekodon….

Mar 28th

orz

me: orz
^thats what she said
Hannah: .....THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
me: sometimes you dont make sense
Hannah: thank youi
*you
me: you know what sense rhymes with?
dense
Hannah: great.
me: you know what dense rearranges to?
edens
story of your life.
Hannah: -___________________-
sigh

Mar 27th

More tension in China over Tibet | Rejoice,...

Mar 26th

ukuzihs: obsessivedrmer:

Mar 26th

Worst Drink on the Planet

Mar 26th

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Single Asians (via Emily…Yanran?)

Mar 26th

Not much of a Red Ranger anymore, huh.

Mar 25th

tryingtofollow: The other side of the Mona Lisa

Mar 25th

ukuzihs: (via tahsueh) Footprints =]

Mar 25th

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Chubbeh Kitteh

Mar 24th

Kaf-fiend

Now that I’m more in tune with my daily caffeine requirements, I actually stay awake in class...

Mar 24th

Another photo from the link reblogged ayer.

Mar 24th

kkochu?

me: and you know what they say down south... the smallest chilies pack the biggest punch.
Hannah: ...............
right.
me: it must be, i saw it on my vitaminwater label.

Mar 24th

(via yimmyayo)

Mar 23rd

borislau: Street Illustrations around the world. Click...

Mar 23rd

Mar 23rd

theshrewddude: So the noodles don’t get in your hair.

Mar 23rd

To share or not to share?

Boris was wondering why the “To Share” opening on Ice Breakers Gum Containers was...

Mar 22nd

NEW School prayer (via Hiroko)

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore...

Mar 22nd

littleyanners: “I forgot to bring my manservant and yacht!...

Mar 22nd

(via theshrewddude)

Mar 22nd

(via theshrewddude) 有这种可能……

Mar 22nd

theshrewddude: Makes me want to get a few bottles of...

Mar 22nd

Living For Your Glory

What good is it to gain the whole world, but lose your soul? What good is it to make a sweet sound,...

Mar 22nd

Mar 21st

How much does 1 TRILLION $ look like?

Mar 20th

A friend

theshrewddude: (n) Someone who would drive you if they had a car and a license.

Mar 20th

Duke Coach to Obama: Worry About the Economy,...

Mar 19th

Hidden history of US germ testing

Mar 19th

Mar 17th

borislau: kateheffernan: “Even the White House is...

Mar 17th

I appeared online on FB chat for once

Haosi: oh wtf
youre sister's in high school
wow
so how has she....developed
over the years......
Sai: haosi
i might kill you
Haosi: hey
bros before hos
wow...i just called your sister a ho @_______@

Mar 16th

轰动一时

me: yay 你加我了
Yisheng: why do u always change ur username / account
me: 咋了？你不觉得我是亚洲轰动人物？
Yisheng: /////......谁给你这种想法的？
me: =/ 莫非你没有过？
Yisheng: 我一向很自知之明的
me: Hmm...welp我觉得我挺sensaznal

Mar 15th

New theme

I’m the 7th person to add this theme! Finally a theme that realizes that people usually type...

Mar 15th

bittersweetromantic: Almost forgot to wish Tumblr a happy...

Mar 15th

English phrases that came from...

(via Robin) long time no see 好(very) 久(long time) 不(not) 見(see), meaning “haven’t...

Mar 14th

Picking a 校内 name for 鸡肉饼

ipreferpirates: i don't wanna use my real name
how about 鸡肉饼
it's what ppl used to call me in chinese school -__-
[...]
me: "Eleven"?
ok i guess its creative.... kinda like "Se7en"....
E11even
i wonder if its legal to have numbenrs in your name
that would be amazing
[...]
ipreferpirates: lol
oh how about 吴明
yesss
me: hahah yeah wuming's nice
do 吴明子
ipreferpirates: lol that sounds japanese
me: 明子 is a japanese girl's name
ipreferpirates: like a girls name
lol yeah
me: ........
yes. coincidentally it is
its Akiko 明子
ipreferpirates: but then i'd need a japanese surname

Mar 14th

Maryland Ranks No. 1 in AP Tests Success

Mar 13th

From my ipod

I got an itouch today. I feel so spoiled…bugged my parents too much about it…the only...

Mar 13th

我是浪漫专家

me: he
you wanna go to jhu tomm?
blackswansong: for what
to see stephen?
me: no..
so you can be in a car with me
for 30 min
blackswansong: vincent said something about that today
me: and we can go to inner harbor
and have dinner
blackswansong: ... >_<
me: and watch the sun friggin set
so?

Mar 12th

Tu casa es mi casa?

revoltac1210: 老公怎样了？
还来美国吗？
布来玩玩？
Yisheng: 你叫我老公老公干嘛
revoltac1210: 你的老公就是我的老公呗

Mar 11th

De rien.

Hiroko: my mom e-mailed me to tell me that my friend
got into Kyoto University
so I e-mailed back "congratulations."
and she replied with "thank you."
is she angry? o_O

Mar 11th

月

-Woke up at 11. Thought it was 10 since my phone still hasn’t changed. -Made breakfast:...

Mar 10th

“A ship is safe in harbor—but that’s not what...”
— John A. Shedd

Mar 9th

日

Stayed up to 2 last night reading one of my mom’s old books…so didn’t go to church...

Mar 8th

Made rice balls + sushi with Liana on Thursday…in an...

Mar 8th

胖大海. A medicine my dad gave me because we ran out of 感冒冲剂....

Mar 7th

Back in merry-land

I lost my ipod sometime between getting off the plane and picking up my baggage. FML

Mar 7th

“Lluvia dulce Me acompaña Por la noche Hasta la mañana”
— “Cristobal”

Mar 6th

borislau: zachklein: An analysis of Pepsi Natural

Mar 6th

春休み

Just finished my last test, my second orgo midterm. Good thing I have spring break to catch up on...

Mar 5th

Dog sleep runs into a wall

(via Boris)

Mar 5th

Robin needs a job

ipreferpirates: well
buffets need xiaojies
maybe they'll have a position open for wokker at fast wok

Mar 4th

“Suppose you and a friend are both unwelcome at a party, but...”
— Organic Chemistry, G. Marc...

Mar 3rd

“Al andar se hace camino y al volver la vista atrás se ve...”
— Antonio Machado

Mar 2nd

Waiting for Spring Break

So last few days have been pretty unproductive homework-wise. Still have an orgo midterm this...

Mar 2nd